So far Huge hasn’t done that bad for itself this year though it lost to Son of Whyachi but let’s face it even with those big goofy ass wheels Huge wasn’t really the kind of robot fit to take down the former champ. That was also the year Huge was new and it caught other competitors off guard until Icewave figured out that all you needed to do to defeat Huge was whack it really really hard laterally so it turned into the aftermath of a crippled elderly woman accidentally taking her chair down an improbably long flight of stairs. Maybe they did and weren’t selected, but last year Huge was able to reach the Round of 16 without needing to even go near the special tournament. Buddy this ain’t Pong.Īt 1-1 I’m not sure if Huge’s team felt compelled to enter the Desperado event. Gigabyte must think it’ll score extra points for rebounding into an opponent. And finally SubZero returns after it was gutted by Cobalt at the beginning of the event it’s drawn P1 (formerly Parallax) who is the only robot making its season debut in this episode. Apparently we’re going to see all of Deep Six’s fights now that the cat’s out of the bag and it’s set to battle against Nelly the Ellybot because the fight organizers have a sick sense of humor. Breaker Box is back this week to spar with Uppercut in what just might be the plainest match-up I’ve ever seen. This still has the potential to be a great episode because we’re seeing the return of a few bots that we haven’t seen in what feels like a month or more. We won’t be seeing them tonight though because when Chris and Kenny introduce the evening’s festivities none of them are on the docket.
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They even ordered one for the duck and like a Disney movie the animal magically came to life so he could celebrate the victory with his friends and eat an overpriced grilled cheese sandwich.Īs for Minotaur and the other six robots that didn’t make it to the finish line they’re all being cast back into the Fight Night rounds so there’s a chance we’ll probably see them again before the season ends.
All of them ordered grilled cheese sandwiches because that’s all that stupid goddamned food truck served. Rumor has it the team captain led everyone to the food truck serving grilled cheese sandwiches and told his friends to “just go fucking crazy and order whatever you want” and he’d pick up the tab.
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The winner, Black Dragon, ended its Fight Night career for the season and as we speak the team is free to kick back and do whatever the hell they want. Last episode consisted entirely of the Desperado flash tournament. It ain’t easy being the king, but it has its perks.
Guess who’s basically getting a Snickers bar on the house this month? It sure as hell isn’t you, but it could’ve been if you were willing to spend four years of your life writing nearly 100 articles about robot fucking combat. I’m only pointing it out this season because I have this compulsion to have an intro that’s at least 200 or so words long so readers can get all nice and settled in before they realize they’ve made a mistake coming here and now that the banner ads have had time to load you’ve already helped line my wallet. I think when we reached this point last year I opened the article with a quote from the original PokéRap so I’ve already wasted that reference. We’re at the start of the second half of the 2019 season of BattleBots.
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